What? Yes Its true its not only the pirates and children, we all also have our own day… ohh so much joy, so what do we do on Pervert Day? Ohhh you just celebrate the pervert in every one of use (just like the child… or loli inside of us) by wearing purple for the day… ohhh anything will do, maybe the best is the cute cut out panties on your head but well any purple anywhere will do, so when you are walking on the street and see another person wearing purple… maybe he/she is a pervert… feel free to aproach them and … just look awkwardly to each other…
Sooo you might all be wondering… so what am i and “team hentaish” doing to commemorate such a event… well ill be dropping off hentaish and panchira and neechan and tentakle all day long for 24hours since midnight GMT to midnight GMT and post an insane amout (as much as my 3 internet lines can cope) of hentai … it might start well it will surely end badly since ill be also drinking booze and walking around my little town wearing purple… so i dont know… its exciting ^_^ ohh and to everyone
*HAPPY PERV DAY*
Heh. Heh. Muahahahah. Still disagree on the panties on the head, though.
YAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!! FINALUALLY A DAY OF WERE MY INNER LOLI WILL BE PROUD ON THIS LAWFUL WORLD, BUT MOST IMPORTNTLY PANITIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (oh great i hope your happy now team hentaish, you just unleased the beast within) LOLI FOR ALL!!!!!!!! (oh yeah, this wont end well -_-”)
What… hehehe… yeahhh panties and lolis muhaahahah, don’t know what time is it right now, but ill start posting in a moment or too ^_^.oO(had to wait for some uploads muahah)
Lolicon is so wonderful (aside from the fact that is socially “wrong).
what I like about it is that sort of innocense and cuteness that nowadays has been… well.. shall we say corrupted?
nonetheless regular Hentai is the best~! and inspite the fact I’m a looser (note the fact that I watch hentai and have had no gf at all…no gay quote tho >>) I still enjoy it… for me Hentai (yes that involves loli too) is like my sexual fantasies… instead of me having fantasies of banging Jessica Simpson or some other hot model in a pirate ship (…what a crummy fantasy xD) I watch hentai and let me tell you it gives quite a release (like so regular porn)
yes indeed happy Perv day to you all~ ^ ^
yay updates, oooh nice manga … clicks download … bandwidth exceeded error … darn
I know why u have the bandwith exceeded error fiend so u don’t have to explain that, i just posted it to show how dam popular ur site is that even the manga server’s bandwith is used up xD
Hehehe, well “studying for exams” with our new procedures… with time… i think it will make it easy for everyone to download… without me having to scale even more than it is right now ^^
Ohh and kyosukekun well don’t blame hentai for you not getting a gf… its easy to get one, just try it… doesn’t work? try again… being a perv you should know that one or our super powers is persistence … so go freaking do it… and then get your girlfriend interested in hentai as well muhahahah genius hehehe
Bad idea, my gf only enjoys gay characters. totally ruined Death Note for me… Can’t even play Zelda anymore :’( *shivers*
Its never a bad idea, just remind her that you “could” be gay ^_^ wait that didnt… nooo it is a good idea… just try it muahahahah
O_o
Well Fiend-dono Imma try… don’t expect miracles… my luck with women is pretty bad… I know it must be all in my head (confidence some call it) but sometimes no matter how much I try I can’t get them to notice me…
but to hear a voice of cheer makes me wanna look for one right now… thos is cold I prolly won’t kekeke~
but thanks tho, I will try once more… (Maybe to that Brunette that seats next to me in class… the one with the small Bewbies….[Oh did i mention I LOVE small boobies? xD] maybe next time I can talk to her)
IN-DIG-NAY-SHUN~!
This is not supposed to be a romantic advice kind of site, but hell… just be a pervert about it… try something like: “hello brunete, you look so cute today, i was wondering *scratch you head* if you were doing something later on heheheh, wanna do something?” worst case scenario she will say NO, then swallow your pride, smile and say ok… (if she says no… then fuck her… if she is the kind of girl that doesn’t even give you a chance than she is a fucking idiot anyway and you dont fucking need those kind of people in your life)
if she says something like… “humm sure, what do you have in mind” …. just smile and say “anything will do”, you know… smiling and having kind of a mental focus is half of the work, the other part is JUST DO IT, perseverance is key, think of it as micro-stalking, while she is in your sight always walk towards here and smile… like you have something to say, just think hello… everytime, and comment on her good looks, always something different everyday (avoid romantic stuff… don’t talk about her eyes or hair or shit like that… thats for later, things like phone, glasses, shirt, thats what you want, like hello brunette, cute shirt heheheh)… doesn’t need to be blatant… it just shows intent and that you notice her… without being threatening or eager… its that simple, and it works 90% of the time… just think of them as friends at first… if need be guys… with time you’ll get there and don’t feel at all nervous about it
ohh and at first dont say you love her (even if you do) and shit… that is supposed to take time, you say you like her.. hehehe ohh AND DO IT… FUCKING DO IT, DONT THINK ABOUT IT…. PERVERTS NEVER THINK TOO MUCH…
I don’t actually own anything purple at all. I guess i must buy some for pervert day next year…… and actually try what fiend suggests. Despite my worldly wisdom with the, uh, world and stuff, i have precious little experience with dating (As in zip) but that doesn’t bother me because i haven’t actually tried it. Maybe I should? But then, the girl would have to like hentai too, and that’s a bit of a loooooooong shot. (Before anybody complains, yes, I do know that some girls like hentai as much as guys, but the chances are still low).
thats why you coach them… just find one you like… is interesting… or has anything you might like… then with time just do the natural progression of things… funny stuff > funny movies > funny weird movies > weird movies > anime > weird anime > ecchi anime > funny hentai HURRAY
you can also go cute > kaway anime > echhi funny anime > kawai hentai HURRAY
hehehe ^^
Or just print out a shitload of old-skool Fairie Fetish/Bondage fairies/whatever the title is, the stories are so hilarious, everyone will appreciate them…=D
eh… Yeah, dunno ’bout that one :)
My currently ex-girlfriend got kinda freaked out. Still, who doesn’t like Bondage Faeries? I mean, really, I just had no other choice than to dump her! Just kidding, just kidding. Sigh.
But really, how is it that perfect (i.e. hentai-related) posts/sites always end up as completely unrelated banter. I want hentai, goddammit! Arr.
Man, one of these days I’m gonna have to keep my promise and actually post some stuff on panchira. I’m lazy.
Muahhaah, im posting more today… or tomorrow, depending on my humor ^_^.oO(and if i can workout a couple of bugs in some sites im working on)
YES…I’m not afraid to say now. I’M A PERV!!!!
yeah everyone is a bit of a perv muhahahah ^_^
walks in with purple cut out pantys on his head……….*looks around the site* guess i missed it…. (T_T).oO(maby they will think its a new kind of bandana)